29 8 / 2014

troylerisinyou:

troye sivan + hearing people wrong

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29 8 / 2014

So how was that?

Surprisingly okay

(Source: onemoremiracle, via morgrana)

29 8 / 2014

MMFD MEME

[4/5] → Favorite Characters

Rae

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29 8 / 2014

sea-salt-at-sundown:

The new sea salt ice cream

sea-salt-at-sundown:

The new sea salt ice cream

(via shadowfairy18)

29 8 / 2014

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

(via shadowfairy18)

29 8 / 2014

ruinsofxerxes:

ALPHONSE

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ELRIC

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IS

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PRECIOUS

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29 8 / 2014

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

(Source: shittyteenblog, via castillejadequenya)

29 8 / 2014

d0gbl0g:

pupside down

d0gbl0g:

pupside down

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29 8 / 2014

thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.THATS THE SPIRIT.THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.

THATS THE SPIRIT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

(Source: niggablanco, via castillejadequenya)

29 8 / 2014

taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via castillejadequenya)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

astudyinawesome:

"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"
"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."

astudyinawesome:

"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"

"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."

(via castillejadequenya)

29 8 / 2014

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

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29 8 / 2014

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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29 8 / 2014

I’m scared no one will love me.

I’m scared someone will love and then see me sad or angry or naked or tired and then stop.

(Source: gvmma, via castillejadequenya)